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- Here you go!
- Yes, it’s her in a dream!
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No, Demyan, I can’t do that.
Let's do it another time.
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Well, what other time, what are you doing?! What if...
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What suddenly?!
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End of the world!
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Well if it's the end...
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I'm on the laptop!
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Phew! Why, there’s no money for car sharing?
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Var, go already, okay?
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Demyasha, get up, it's time!
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Good morning!
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Gal, I promise you, just a little more
save up and we'll move out of here.
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When will I finally die, huh?
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Oh...
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Good morning to you too, bah!
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Do you want me to go with you?
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I'm going to the second pair.
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We are more than everything.
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More than everything.
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God's servant Igor is baptized.
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In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
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Amen.
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God's servant Daniel is baptized.
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In the name of the Father, the Son
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and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
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God's servant Damian is baptized.
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In the name of the Father, the Son
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and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
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Tsarik!
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Come here
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come here, my dear.
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Annushka, come on harder,
why are you like “like e virgin”.
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You're so cute!
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Why are you messing around there, Konstantin?
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- Come on, continue.
- Yeah.
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So-called entrepreneurs
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cleared the funeral services market
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and ousted its former owner
on the edge...
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- Periphery.
- Yeah.
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A gang of death eaters...
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Is that what he called us? Beautiful.
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Pinch your cotton there. Beautiful...
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It's beautiful for him.
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They've already called me! The third article comes out
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What are you waiting for, damn it?
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While they are pictures
Will they publish it with our faces, or what?
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Well, he doesn't take money.
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He doesn't take money.
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So, don’t decide with money.
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And I’ve already tried everything.
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And I suggested
Plant drugs on him, yeah.
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Drugs for journalists already
They haven’t given me a lift for three years, you sucker.
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What then? Throw him down?
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It's a pity, he's very young.
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It’s okay, we’ll beg him off.
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Yes...
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- Was it in vain that they chipped in on the temple?
- Uh-huh...
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It will be necessary to erect a chapel, of course.
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Yes. Good job for the temple.
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Do you want to cook us?
Don't touch the settings!
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I didn't touch anything.
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Good afternoon. I'm talking about the temple.
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What?
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H... is it a temple right away?
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It's annoying...
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when they try to sit on two chairs -
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killed, begged...
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That's not how it works!
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Have you actually read the Bible!?
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The whole point there is repentance.
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And you're just wasting bricks!
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Well, you're a moron... Why with two fingers?
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What are you, an old believer?
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That's how it should be.
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Three fingers, as if you were taking salt.
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Repeat.
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Forehead, stomach,
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right, left.
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More faith!
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We... you tell me already.
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We will do everything.
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Anything you want.
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Tell me, we'll do it.
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Put your finger in your nose!
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Yes.
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Deeper!
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Just sit like that!
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I have plans for you.
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Where's the dressing room?
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Thank you.
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Bitch...
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Well, at least uncircumcised!
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What, excuse me?
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Hello, son!
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Well, where are you going? You're not done yet.
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Psssss...
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You got baptized for the hell of it, you fool.
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I'm turning to you, Demyan.
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- How do you know…
- Answer! Or you'll dry me out forever.
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I repeat the question. Why the hell did you get baptized?
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What, are we going to talk about this right here?
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Yes. Right here!
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God. Well, well...
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miracles have been with me all my life
just happened
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I wanted to thank God. That's all!
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- Thanked you?!
- Yes!
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You are the Antichrist!
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Antichrist who was baptized!
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Yes, I almost burned in hell out of shame!
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Where?
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At home with us!
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I am Satan. For you, just dad.
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, and dad, too, of course.
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So you believe in God, but not in me?
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Listen man, I really don't know
what do you need from me,
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but I have to go home, sorry.
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- See you soon.
- I hope not.
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Well, come on too. Pee, pee.
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Woman...
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you can't go there.
There are investigative actions going on.
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- I am aware, the department called me.
- Yeah.
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- Who are you?
- And I'm an intern. Glory.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Yes.
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Can I check your documents?
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This...
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Oh...
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Comrade captain,
Sorry for the delay, come on in.
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Just out of duty
I had to check everything.
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Yes.
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Seryozha, be careful.
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How is he?
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- Well, on the plus side, there is no damage.
- Yes.
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The blood is foreign.
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But now you're still away from him
you won't achieve anything.
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- Why?
- Look.
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- Here you go.
- Everything is clear.
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He drank to the squirrel and decided to kill his guests.
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That's it, pack it.
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- San, what do you have?
- Yes, what, what.
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Listen, Light, in short, I don’t know
what to do.
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Why should we collect them with a vacuum cleaner, or what?
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No, what are you doing? The vacuum cleaner will clog.
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Better than a super mop.
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What am I explaining to you, man?
I’ll send you the link and that’s it...
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- Where is the dog?
- What dog?
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A…
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- No, I have never seen such a dog.
- Uh-huh...
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- We'll look.
- Yes.
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Where is the bear then?
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Sausages, sausages,
cold cuts and much more.
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Wide range of brands
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allows you to choose what
what you like!
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For those who…
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Young man!
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Help me find the cottage cheese.
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They shifted everything, Herods,
I can't find anything.
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Yes, yes, yes, grandma, the cottage cheese is over there,
in the dairy department around the corner.
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I was there, there is nothing there.
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Did you look on the bottom shelf?
Usually there for cheesecakes.
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Oh, I can’t, I don’t see...
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Please.
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Let me show you.
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Leave the basket, don't drag it.
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Please tell the cashier to come back.
to the workplace.
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I repeat.
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Please tell the cashier to come back.
to the workplace.
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Yes, yes, yes, I... I'm already here.
Grandma just asked...
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Grandma.
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Grandma is in your pants!
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Do you think this
professional behavior?
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No.
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Do you want me to give credit?
retake the cash case?
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No. Listen,
I just walked away for a minute...
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Just a minute!
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Where's the caviar?
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That's it, sleep!
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I'll deduct it from your salary!
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Bazhenov, let’s come to an agreement:
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get your head out of your ass
and start working normally!
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What's so complicated about that, huh?
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Well, actually, it's not that simple!
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Eh, what?
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Take your head out of your ass
I'm telling you, it's not that simple.
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-Have you tried it yourself?
- You know what?
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Demyan, I understand that you and I
we started off on the wrong foot!
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You haven't seen me for 20 years.
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Well, at least give me a chance to explain!
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Did you press a button?
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No.
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I see that I pressed.
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At least you're lying
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otherwise I thought he was quite a saint.
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Volodya, how are you?
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Hey, people, quietly, coming. Let's get ready!
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The youngest person of the year!
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Beautiful.
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Che, more, more!
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Did you take it off? Show me.
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Come on quickly!
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Finally, damn it, after the fifth time!
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I'm tired of walking back and forth.
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Here, mark it.
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Did you miss me?
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Heaven or hell?
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Are you swiping the f...? Work is waiting.
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I didn't expect to see you
on TikTok, Lord.
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Why, is it really urgent?
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I just felt overwhelmed.
Here, look -
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I'm the youngest person of the year!
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You are three thousand years old, h...ik!
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This is a challenge.
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Igor Nikolaevich, how are you feeling?
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Did the sedative work?
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It didn't work, damn it!
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That's okay, you can talk.
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Why did they chain me up? I am the victim.
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I almost got killed!
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But I have a different picture of the crime.
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- Yes?
- Yes.
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Two corpses and a woman in intensive care.
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You're at the crime scene
covered in the blood of the victims,
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there are no signs of a break-in, no witnesses either...
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Yes, I am a witness, you fucking husky!
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There's a guy crawling out of the bathroom
big, bald, and burst!
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Kostya, Valera has burst.
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Annushka slipped herself.
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That means it burst, right?
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I'm sorry, but why didn't I burst you?
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I don’t know, it’s a miracle, damn it!
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Igor Nikolaevich,
You have five cases with us:
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financial fraud, robbery
and eliminating competitors...
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and each time in the status of a witness.
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This is a real miracle.
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But this time you got really dirty,
and I'll lock you up.
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I’m the one who’ll put you in prison now,
fat-assed bitch!
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I'm telling you, the killer is the guy from the bathtub!
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Hey, you decided to pretend to be a fool?
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Okay, good luck!
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But I recommend
sincere confession or...
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Or what? What, are you going to eat me?
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Fine.
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You're good, you, quiet.
You're good, what are you doing?
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And I'll tell everyone
that you tried to rape me...
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No one will believe you, you stinking lapdog!
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Listen to me.
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In a cell with such an article
you won't be bored.
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Calm down, I'm telling you.
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- Help! They are raping!
- What are you doing, bitch!
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- Sign quickly!
- Okay, you...
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- I said sign!
- Yes, good, damn...
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Yes, well, yes good... Good.
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Svetlana Petrovna, what's going on here?
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Everything is fine, we are working.
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Citizen Belov,
We apologize, you are free.
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Gennady Borisovich, what are you doing?
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This is an order!
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Hello, handsome. Why aren't you picking up the phone?
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There's an interview for you
We came to take it, let's go.
260
00:19:24,193 --> 00:19:26,357
- So, what do I look like?
- As person of the year.
261
00:19:26,437 --> 00:19:28,247
Just this one, take off your make-up.
262
00:19:28,327 --> 00:19:29,880
What kind of makeup? Normal makeup.
263
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,054
Well, these ones... are kind of overkill.
264
00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:33,577
Come on, I'm waiting.
265
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,583
Azik, why are you stuck there?
266
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:07,880
Come on, the guys are waiting for you.
267
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,740
- What should I tell them?
-Are you a producer or something?
268
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:13,160
Tell them to wait
I... I need to take a shower.
269
00:20:13,683 --> 00:20:16,560
Handsome! They miss you in hell!
270
00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:18,830
What the hell?
271
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,300
Why did you do this?
272
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:21,446
What's wrong?
273
00:20:21,526 --> 00:20:22,953
This is your natural look.
274
00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:26,706
What about all your videos?
about body positivity and self-acceptance?
275
00:20:26,786 --> 00:20:29,109
Love every part of your body
or whatever?..
276
00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:30,743
Okay, okay, I agree!
277
00:20:30,823 --> 00:20:34,270
I'll work, just take it away, okay?
278
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:37,480
You're still the same hypocrite, I love you.
279
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,765
Borisych, what happened just now?
280
00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:46,156
We had a hundred percent composition -
he is detained at the crime scene.
281
00:20:46,236 --> 00:20:47,940
Entirely in the DNA of the victims!
282
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:51,244
Do you understand that Belov, bitch, -
this is really a bandit.
283
00:20:51,324 --> 00:20:53,667
He crushed the funeral under himself
284
00:20:53,747 --> 00:20:56,227
and killed all his competitors. You understand?
285
00:20:56,307 --> 00:20:58,834
- This must be proven.
- Well, of course.
286
00:20:58,914 --> 00:21:01,834
Half of Moscow is trying to imprison him,
the rest brushes him off.
287
00:21:01,914 --> 00:21:03,817
And now you're telling him off!
288
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,120
Have you seen the examination?
289
00:21:07,383 --> 00:21:10,654
Thus, the examination showed
that the death of the victims was caused
290
00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:13,503
acute attack of decompression sickness.
291
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,183
In parentheses are the approximate victims
292
00:21:16,263 --> 00:21:19,777
surfaced from a depth of five kilometers
in less than three seconds.
293
00:21:19,857 --> 00:21:21,431
And how did this shit happen?
294
00:21:22,117 --> 00:21:23,883
So you figure it out, Light.
295
00:21:24,977 --> 00:21:27,443
Uncle Gen, but do you understand that he is guilty?
296
00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:30,260
Can I at least organize surveillance?
Well, please.
297
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:33,240
You have no legal basis for this.
298
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,880
That is, no, you don't say. Understood!
299
00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:39,527
As stubborn as your father.
300
00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:40,574
So are you!
301
00:21:40,654 --> 00:21:42,412
You know what, let's not be nonsense!
302
00:21:42,492 --> 00:21:44,225
Yes, yes, okay.
303
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:50,656
People, you won't believe this
what happened to me at work...
304
00:21:50,736 --> 00:21:52,964
And I'm telling you, don't touch it!
305
00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:54,406
What's going on here?
306
00:21:54,486 --> 00:21:56,890
Yes, I wanted this dusty carpet
Take it to the dry cleaner.
307
00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,913
Dry cleaning will destroy it!
308
00:21:58,993 --> 00:22:00,447
This is the carpet of my childhood.
309
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:03,526
- Yes, we can’t breathe.
- And I’ll knock him out myself!
310
00:22:03,606 --> 00:22:06,087
- After!
- You promise for a whole month!
311
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:09,170
How about a whole day in the hospital?
run after those who are lying down.
312
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,016
It's easy to talk when you're not working...
313
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,919
- Mom!
- So I'm tired of all this.
314
00:22:15,316 --> 00:22:17,000
Gal, where are you going? Tell.
315
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,596
I don’t know, to the station, to the hostel,
316
00:22:20,676 --> 00:22:22,646
I don't care.
317
00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:25,400
I'm tired of being in this house
constantly reproached.
318
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,631
- They reproach her, yeah.
- Listen, please
319
00:22:27,711 --> 00:22:30,160
I'll still go with you.
There's no need to rush.
320
00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:34,256
Demyan, are you leaving your family?
321
00:22:35,236 --> 00:22:38,941
- And it turns out that I’m not family to him.
- So, in short,
322
00:22:39,021 --> 00:22:41,124
we are anyway
We were going to move out, mom.
323
00:22:41,204 --> 00:22:42,460
Demyan!
324
00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:44,129
Give me some water!
325
00:22:44,756 --> 00:22:46,320
Go, go, son.
326
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,230
I'll look after my grandmother alone,
I'll take fewer shifts.
327
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:51,146
Mom! Give me some money, will you?
328
00:22:51,226 --> 00:22:54,000
Oh, Var. You will be with your grandmother
help after school.
329
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,959
Come, I'll show you how to change a catheter.
330
00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:58,534
What? I actually have money for a salon
I wanted to ask.
331
00:22:58,614 --> 00:23:01,087
What salon?
I now have a half-time salary,
332
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:02,574
and your brother is leaving, by the way.
333
00:23:02,654 --> 00:23:04,259
Oh, throw in a ten before you leave...
334
00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,747
- I want to dye my hair.
- I didn’t give you permission.
335
00:23:06,827 --> 00:23:08,934
In terms of?
Why is everyone in my class colored?
336
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:10,419
and am I the only one who is fair-haired, like a loser?
337
00:23:10,499 --> 00:23:12,858
What's your top ten?
What do you have, a salon in Paris?
338
00:23:12,938 --> 00:23:14,192
Demyan, are you coming or not?
339
00:23:14,272 --> 00:23:15,122
M?!
340
00:23:15,202 --> 00:23:17,454
Gal, wait.
Var, come on later, please.
341
00:23:17,534 --> 00:23:19,039
I beg you, now is not the time.
342
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:20,723
What do you mean later, Demyan? And when?
343
00:23:20,803 --> 00:23:22,155
When they bully me at school
344
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,589
- Am I going to become a psychopath or what?
- Come on, Demyan!
345
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,122
Give me at least five kes?..
346
00:23:26,202 --> 00:23:28,958
- Leave me alone, Var.
- Demyan, step over your mother!
347
00:23:29,038 --> 00:23:30,591
I gave birth to you for twelve hours!
348
00:23:30,671 --> 00:23:33,528
- Mom, I ask you, get up.
- Let's trample mother's heart.
349
00:23:33,608 --> 00:23:36,013
- Well, don’t lie in the cold!
- It doesn't hurt me anymore.
350
00:23:36,093 --> 00:23:37,950
- Give me two, please.
- Come on, come on.
351
00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:42,182
Yes, your elevator is, of course, hellish.
352
00:23:42,773 --> 00:23:45,480
Where did you even come from here?
I'll call the police now!
353
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,810
And I'm not here for you!
354
00:23:47,263 --> 00:23:49,360
Hello, Mashenka!
355
00:23:52,109 --> 00:23:53,943
Hasn't changed at all.
356
00:23:56,763 --> 00:23:58,320
Do you know him, mom?
357
00:24:00,363 --> 00:24:01,370
Yes.
358
00:24:10,243 --> 00:24:13,516
Well, they will still stretch!
Get home and go to bed!
359
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,043
So.
360
00:24:15,530 --> 00:24:16,713
Look.
361
00:24:19,729 --> 00:24:21,916
Masha, chic!
362
00:24:21,996 --> 00:24:24,400
- The ass is a cherry!
- I did.
363
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,270
So, here we are. Inhale!
364
00:24:29,230 --> 00:24:31,840
Pretty girl, would you like to go for a ride?
365
00:24:35,837 --> 00:24:36,880
I want!
366
00:24:38,003 --> 00:24:39,400
I'm not asking you.
367
00:24:41,103 --> 00:24:42,080
Don't want!
368
00:24:43,377 --> 00:24:44,503
Why so?
369
00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:46,760
Have you been to Pizza Hut?
370
00:24:48,297 --> 00:24:49,874
I haven’t been and I don’t want to!
371
00:24:49,954 --> 00:24:50,854
How much for these?
372
00:24:50,934 --> 00:24:53,500
- Well, this is a company, it’s three rubles!
- Three thousand?
373
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,780
Well, what did you think, girls?
this is not China.
374
00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:58,583
From USA, Montana!
375
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,743
Have you seen the eagle? He's alive.
376
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,856
Oh, thank you, we'll still go.
377
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,000
What are you doing? This is Pizza Hut!
378
00:25:15,943 --> 00:25:17,330
Hold it, beauty!
379
00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:21,056
- I won't take it!
- Present!
380
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,374
I don’t take gifts from strangers!
381
00:25:24,454 --> 00:25:28,453
Well, actually, we're all brothers and sisters,
Haven't you read the Bible?
382
00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:29,770
Take it, just like that.
383
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,483
Take it!
384
00:25:34,817 --> 00:25:37,330
You'll never see me again.
385
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,886
If you don't want to, I give you my word.
386
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,296
You yourself wanted this.
387
00:27:31,236 --> 00:27:32,617
Yes...
388
00:27:36,967 --> 00:27:39,520
Mom, with Satan? Seriously?
389
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,440
So that's why you tell me
I wasn't allowed to wear jeans.
390
00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:46,160
Let there be a toast!
391
00:27:47,297 --> 00:27:50,129
I want to raise this glass to my family,
392
00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:52,280
without which I burned in hell for so many years.
393
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,969
Well, I would have continued to burn myself,
394
00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:55,354
we lived just fine without you...
395
00:27:55,434 --> 00:27:58,314
- Demyash, why do this...
- Am I wrong, mom?
396
00:27:58,394 --> 00:27:59,560
He abandoned us!
397
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,360
Where were you when we
Did you eat buckwheat with shoe polish, dad?
398
00:28:02,943 --> 00:28:05,044
Otherwise he showed up without any dust, so smart.
399
00:28:05,124 --> 00:28:07,201
When our life has already improved.
400
00:28:07,281 --> 00:28:09,866
Yes, I see that things have improved!
So I want to catch up!
401
00:28:09,946 --> 00:28:12,120
Compensate! Azik, come in!
402
00:28:21,077 --> 00:28:22,903
Okay, stop it. Go quickly!
403
00:28:24,610 --> 00:28:27,510
Oh, never mind, you’re Azik Mitrokhin.
404
00:28:27,590 --> 00:28:29,483
You really piss me off, dude!
405
00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:33,123
Son, tell me, this is what you want, huh?
406
00:28:33,203 --> 00:28:34,800
From you? Nothing.
407
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,096
Oops!
408
00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:40,416
You guessed it, nothing, your favorite!
409
00:28:41,883 --> 00:28:44,787
Well, Varya, what would you like?
410
00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:47,310
Wait, I'll guess myself.
411
00:28:58,676 --> 00:28:59,956
So what?
412
00:29:04,023 --> 00:29:05,210
Wow!
413
00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:07,484
Thank you, damn it, I dreamed about this!
414
00:29:07,564 --> 00:29:10,503
Well, actually, I wouldn’t let her...
415
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,640
Tell me, what do you want?
416
00:29:13,823 --> 00:29:15,457
Oh...
417
00:29:15,537 --> 00:29:19,310
Well, actually,
my desires are not so simple.
418
00:29:19,943 --> 00:29:21,983
I want there to be no wars
419
00:29:22,697 --> 00:29:26,196
to release political prisoners...
420
00:29:30,370 --> 00:29:31,800
- Cashmere.
- Yes.
421
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,274
- The present.
- Yes.
422
00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:35,240
That's what I wanted. Thank you!
423
00:29:36,030 --> 00:29:40,720
Well, a gift for mine
somewhat of a favorite mother-in-law.
424
00:29:42,577 --> 00:29:44,120
Without you there would be no us!
425
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,423
From the bottom of my heart!
426
00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:50,950
A?
427
00:29:51,403 --> 00:29:53,947
I thought you were going to let me die.
428
00:29:54,027 --> 00:29:56,856
This one is back, and that one is forward.
429
00:29:57,943 --> 00:29:59,196
Well?
430
00:29:59,276 --> 00:30:02,296
And you, beauty, what do you want?
431
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:06,670
What kind of circus are you putting on?
What do you want from her?
432
00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:11,797
M...
433
00:30:12,390 --> 00:30:13,320
I see.
434
00:30:13,763 --> 00:30:15,667
Then I will give you a gift later.
435
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:18,203
Can you hear me? Why are you bothering her?
436
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:20,680
Son, let's go have a smoke, shall we?
437
00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:22,443
Went.
438
00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:32,040
Mom, I have a question.
439
00:30:32,974 --> 00:30:37,620
You said that Demyan's father
died in Chechnya, and here he is.
440
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:40,757
So maybe my father...
441
00:30:40,837 --> 00:30:42,820
I told you many times:
442
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:44,876
your dad worked in the Ministry of Emergency Situations,
443
00:30:44,956 --> 00:30:47,079
there was a fire and he died tragically.
444
00:30:47,159 --> 00:30:48,715
Mom, what am I, little, or what?
445
00:30:48,795 --> 00:30:50,399
You tell me these tales.
446
00:30:50,479 --> 00:30:52,635
I don't understand
that my father is also Satan?
447
00:30:52,715 --> 00:30:53,725
No, no, Varenka...
448
00:30:53,805 --> 00:30:56,632
Mom, always in me
this blood was flowing, this is dark.
449
00:30:56,712 --> 00:30:59,926
I've always been drawn to the side of evil, cool!
450
00:31:01,797 --> 00:31:03,780
Well, Satan, well Satan.
451
00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:05,066
Just don't tell anyone.
452
00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:07,403
Am I a fool, or what?!
This is our family secret.
453
00:31:07,483 --> 00:31:08,635
I need some kind of
454
00:31:08,715 --> 00:31:11,158
Satan's Bible download,
to find out about my father.
455
00:31:14,450 --> 00:31:17,743
Well, Masha, did you completely lie?
456
00:31:17,823 --> 00:31:19,323
Is there nowhere else to go?
457
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,174
Listen, I...
458
00:31:22,254 --> 00:31:25,974
I'm not a fool, I understand that fathers
after 20 years they just don’t appear.
459
00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,490
Come on, no tricks.
Just say it. What do you need?
460
00:31:28,943 --> 00:31:30,290
Registration in Moscow?
461
00:31:30,797 --> 00:31:32,083
Kidney transplant?
462
00:31:32,163 --> 00:31:34,171
Did you come to teach me how to ride a bike?
463
00:31:34,251 --> 00:31:36,602
No, believe me, son.
I have a simpler matter -
464
00:31:36,682 --> 00:31:37,905
apocalypse.
465
00:31:42,463 --> 00:31:44,456
- What?
- Well, the end of the world...
466
00:31:44,997 --> 00:31:48,243
Little things - famine, pestilence,
epidemics, disasters.
467
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,436
Class!
468
00:31:49,897 --> 00:31:52,950
Credit for TV, it turns out,
I may not pay!
469
00:31:57,497 --> 00:31:59,855
Don't you feel it yourself?
what time has it come?!
470
00:31:59,935 --> 00:32:03,394
Do you even read the news?
Do you go anywhere other than your store?
471
00:32:03,474 --> 00:32:06,607
Can't you see for yourself
Is this the end of everything?
472
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:10,000
People around are just lying
they steal and pray to God.
473
00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:13,760
Look around you - there are only sinners!
474
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,427
What about God? And he - nothing!
475
00:32:15,507 --> 00:32:18,160
He looks from above and does nothing!
476
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,176
Because God is higher than this
he is wise among us,
477
00:32:21,256 --> 00:32:22,574
He's kind to us!
478
00:32:22,654 --> 00:32:26,240
He gave people free will, do it
whatever you want, I have nothing to do with it!
479
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,174
These people are bad, sinful.
480
00:32:28,254 --> 00:32:31,520
Where is God's punishment? Where is the wrath of God?
481
00:32:32,103 --> 00:32:34,973
I came here to put things in order.
482
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,883
I will punish, I will be angry.
483
00:32:37,963 --> 00:32:40,040
I'll create an apocalypse and we'll see
484
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,423
how will these false righteous pass
Petya has face control!
485
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,800
Everyone I have will burn in hell!
486
00:32:46,483 --> 00:32:47,983
Which other Petya?
487
00:32:49,383 --> 00:32:51,037
Apostle Peter.
488
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,720
Listen, Demyan, I need you!
489
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,754
You are the Antichrist!
Without you, none of this makes sense.
490
00:32:56,834 --> 00:32:59,267
You must open the gates of hell and reign!
491
00:32:59,347 --> 00:33:01,863
I don't owe you anything.
492
00:33:01,943 --> 00:33:03,457
And I don’t want to reign anywhere!
493
00:33:03,537 --> 00:33:06,743
What do you think I have to do, or something?
Are there any others?
494
00:33:06,823 --> 00:33:07,879
My grandmother is sick
495
00:33:07,959 --> 00:33:10,069
I have to leave now
look for a new apartment.
496
00:33:10,149 --> 00:33:12,669
I only have this week
there are five shifts in the store...
497
00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:17,163
Are you even listening to me?
What are five shifts in the store?!
498
00:33:17,243 --> 00:33:19,014
I offer you career growth
499
00:33:19,094 --> 00:33:20,795
from the cashier to the ruler of the earth,
500
00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,680
king of heaven and hell! Understand?
501
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,244
You never know what you offer!
I don't need it!
502
00:33:25,324 --> 00:33:26,950
I have everything!
503
00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:30,900
Unlike you, I have all this time
there was family and obligations!
504
00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:32,564
Maybe you've heard of this?
505
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,583
Finish your circus already
and get out of here, dad!
506
00:33:45,703 --> 00:33:46,823
Gal.
507
00:33:49,302 --> 00:33:51,007
I've decided everything, and we're moving out tomorrow.
508
00:33:51,087 --> 00:33:53,363
- They're moving out.
- Mom.
509
00:33:59,318 --> 00:34:01,556
So is it all about her?
Is that why you don't want to?
510
00:34:01,636 --> 00:34:02,657
You are the prince of darkness!
511
00:34:02,737 --> 00:34:05,288
They will spread their legs in front of you
the best females in the world!
512
00:34:05,368 --> 00:34:07,070
You will have a whole carpet of females!
513
00:34:07,150 --> 00:34:10,013
Can you shut up already, please?
Gal, don't listen to him.
514
00:34:10,093 --> 00:34:12,444
- Is everyone in your family obsessed with carpets?
- Gal.
515
00:34:12,524 --> 00:34:14,293
Yes, she's a gray mouse.
516
00:34:14,373 --> 00:34:16,945
I don't need any carpets.
Can you understand this?
517
00:34:17,025 --> 00:34:19,880
Bring at least a thousand women here,
I’ll still choose Galya!
518
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,867
Because she -
519
00:34:21,947 --> 00:34:23,000
special.
520
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,523
- Yes?
- Yes.
521
00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:28,596
We bet, no? If you win, I'll quit.
522
00:35:00,990 --> 00:35:02,310
Gal.
523
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:05,277
What are you doing? Let's go home, okay? Gal.
524
00:35:05,357 --> 00:35:06,303
Gal!
525
00:35:07,468 --> 00:35:10,040
Okay, stop it right now.
all this bacchanalia!
526
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,427
What's wrong?
527
00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:14,687
You said it yourself
that you will recognize your special one. Choose!
528
00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:17,883
- What, are you kidding?
- I am Satan, not a comedian.
529
00:35:17,963 --> 00:35:20,000
Look, I won't choose anyone.
530
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,940
Just give me back my Galya. Now!
531
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,406
I can’t, you and I made a bet!
532
00:35:29,990 --> 00:35:31,108
OK.
533
00:35:31,188 --> 00:35:33,760
But then you'll get away from me
with your apocalypse!
534
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,396
Fine!
535
00:35:35,476 --> 00:35:38,413
But if you're wrong, I'll take her with me.
536
00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:39,753
To hell.
537
00:35:57,943 --> 00:36:00,104
Of course, how did I not understand right away?
538
00:36:00,870 --> 00:36:01,883
Come here.
539
00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:05,724
Ugh! Pervert!
I don't turn people into dogs!
540
00:36:05,804 --> 00:36:07,336
You devilish spawn!
541
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:11,536
Gal!
542
00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:13,950
I love you!
543
00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:15,990
- And I love you too!
- Love you!
544
00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:17,007
And I you!
545
00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:18,847
- And I!
- And I love you, Demyan!
546
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:19,783
Love you!
547
00:36:19,863 --> 00:36:21,923
- More than everything!
- And I!
548
00:36:24,143 --> 00:36:25,423
More than everything!
549
00:36:54,270 --> 00:36:56,274
Phew, how sweet.
550
00:36:56,354 --> 00:36:58,837
My blood sugar skyrocketed. Let's leave.
551
00:37:00,423 --> 00:37:03,176
You will still beg me to come back!
552
00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:05,203
I doubt.
553
00:37:14,683 --> 00:37:17,350
I'm sorry I got you into all this.
554
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:18,837
It’s okay, it happens...
555
00:37:20,023 --> 00:37:22,536
I understand
that relatives are not chosen.
556
00:37:36,442 --> 00:37:37,440
Oh.
557
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:40,783
Oh.
558
00:37:43,137 --> 00:37:46,194
Can you wait a second?
I have a little surprise for you.
559
00:37:46,274 --> 00:37:47,376
So...
560
00:37:49,329 --> 00:37:50,525
Granny.
561
00:37:50,605 --> 00:37:52,313
- Granny.
- Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
562
00:37:52,393 --> 00:37:53,630
What?
563
00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:54,750
Surprise.
564
00:37:55,663 --> 00:37:57,570
What, already, or what?
565
00:37:58,163 --> 00:38:00,553
Oh my God. Come on.
566
00:38:00,633 --> 00:38:02,989
- Hold on.
- Oh, honest mother.
567
00:38:03,069 --> 00:38:04,520
- Oh.
- Well done, come on.
568
00:38:06,803 --> 00:38:09,733
- Oh.
- Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please.
569
00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:14,743
What?
570
00:38:14,823 --> 00:38:16,927
Come on, where's the surprise?
571
00:38:17,007 --> 00:38:18,624
Yes, here we go.
572
00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:20,696
Here you go.
573
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,327
Damn, grandma, you are my savior,
574
00:38:24,407 --> 00:38:27,560
otherwise mom and Varya always find everything.
575
00:38:30,323 --> 00:38:31,563
Can you
576
00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:33,940
bless me please!
577
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,783
Oh, get married, Lord...
578
00:38:36,863 --> 00:38:40,070
You'll get divorced anyway
and you will die alone.
579
00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:43,330
Well thank you, ba...
580
00:38:46,077 --> 00:38:49,150
- Well, you’ll strangle me, Lord, what are you doing!
- Everything, everything...
581
00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:50,832
- Oh.
- Listen, what do you think?
582
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:53,014
Am I better off on one knee?
583
00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:55,237
Yes, at least for two.
584
00:38:55,317 --> 00:38:56,597
For two?
585
00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:06,802
Well, what's the surprise?
586
00:39:14,710 --> 00:39:15,650
So...
587
00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:20,803
Fool, what are you doing?..
588
00:39:33,116 --> 00:39:34,649
It really is a surprise.
589
00:39:37,347 --> 00:39:39,600
- You've never done this before...
- Do you like it?
590
00:39:40,563 --> 00:39:41,910
Yes...
591
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,143
Yes...
592
00:39:48,196 --> 00:39:49,816
Well, that means I guessed right with the gift.
593
00:39:49,896 --> 00:39:50,990
Yes!
594
00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:58,230
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
595
00:39:59,769 --> 00:40:01,037
Demyan!
596
00:40:06,123 --> 00:40:08,269
Demyan! This...
597
00:40:11,969 --> 00:40:15,290
Demyan! Yes, listen,
he looked exactly like you.
598
00:40:17,030 --> 00:40:18,760
Did you really think it was me?
599
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,310
Yes. Galyun?
600
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,107
Have you really noticed any difference?
601
00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:24,590
Why are you silent?
602
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,727
Sorry, I...
603
00:40:26,807 --> 00:40:30,150
I love honest, righteous people!
604
00:40:30,230 --> 00:40:31,634
It's always so interesting with you!
605
00:40:31,714 --> 00:40:32,954
- Shut up!
- Demyan!
606
00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:37,093
Let's let the anger out!
Come on, you're the Antichrist.
607
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:39,278
Release the beast, well, well, well, well, well!
608
00:40:39,358 --> 00:40:40,443
Well?
609
00:40:42,063 --> 00:40:44,065
- Demyan!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
610
00:40:44,145 --> 00:40:45,302
- Yes you...
- Yes, calm down.
611
00:40:45,382 --> 00:40:47,483
You and I will remember this later.
612
00:40:47,563 --> 00:40:50,593
We'll all drink tea and laugh together.
Calm down, calm down.
613
00:40:50,673 --> 00:40:52,290
I'll deal with him myself.
614
00:40:52,370 --> 00:40:54,970
He just needs time to think.
Calm down.
615
00:40:56,530 --> 00:40:59,363
What do you have there?
Is the margarine leaking into your head?
616
00:40:59,443 --> 00:41:01,003
What paranoia?!
617
00:41:01,470 --> 00:41:04,450
Did you even see
what happened here this morning? Paranoia.
618
00:41:05,703 --> 00:41:09,043
Yes I won't wait
until this bald buff guy comes for me!
619
00:41:10,336 --> 00:41:12,656
I don’t give a damn about subscriptions at all!
620
00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:15,963
Don't give a fuck! Well worth it, of course.
621
00:41:16,043 --> 00:41:18,284
This red bucket has been standing for three hours already!
622
00:41:18,364 --> 00:41:21,034
You better hold back the DEP guys,
I'll go on gas!
623
00:41:21,114 --> 00:41:22,220
Paranoia.
624
00:41:27,856 --> 00:41:30,276
Anyone's pot will boil. Paranoia.
625
00:42:25,137 --> 00:42:26,477
Huh, f... I.
626
00:43:10,323 --> 00:43:12,310
We are already closed!
627
00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:13,723
Hello.
628
00:43:14,437 --> 00:43:17,217
I'm Demyan, you baptized me, remember?
629
00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:18,923
Well, of course, this happened in the morning.
630
00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,783
I just wanted to know, but I already...
631
00:43:22,843 --> 00:43:24,897
Well, how about I confess?
632
00:43:25,476 --> 00:43:27,026
Well, yes, the account is already activated.
633
00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:30,633
Sorry, I'm listening, yes.
634
00:43:31,366 --> 00:43:32,573
Ah...
635
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,440
- right here?
- Well, yes, why not?
636
00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:37,467
Now then...
637
00:43:43,713 --> 00:43:45,773
In short, I'm thinking about murder...
638
00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:47,553
Uh-huh.
639
00:43:48,227 --> 00:43:51,073
So, let's see the whole picture, shall we?
640
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,900
A girl cheated on me...
641
00:43:54,927 --> 00:43:58,073
And there was nothing I could do
I couldn't even say anything.
642
00:43:58,919 --> 00:44:00,690
For a couple of seconds I had a feeling
643
00:44:00,770 --> 00:44:03,610
that the only way out is to kill.
644
00:44:03,690 --> 00:44:05,660
And her, and yourself, and everyone in general!
645
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,393
There was so much anger.
646
00:44:12,727 --> 00:44:15,453
And the worst thing is
that happens to me so often.
647
00:44:16,393 --> 00:44:20,153
Just anger fills all thoughts.
How the ink spills.
648
00:44:21,147 --> 00:44:22,980
And I can't do anything about it.
649
00:44:23,653 --> 00:44:26,927
I even got baptized,
because I thought the thoughts would go away...
650
00:44:29,373 --> 00:44:31,573
- But they don’t leave.
- Demyan,
651
00:44:34,073 --> 00:44:37,200
Well, you understand that this is not a matter of ritual, right?
652
00:44:38,686 --> 00:44:40,773
You need to look within yourself for answers.
653
00:44:41,574 --> 00:44:43,677
Besides anger, love lives in each of us.
654
00:44:43,757 --> 00:44:45,820
In you, I see, it is big and strong.
655
00:44:46,706 --> 00:44:49,597
As the message says,
love endures and forgives everything.
656
00:44:49,677 --> 00:44:51,277
You will find love within yourself
657
00:44:51,357 --> 00:44:53,613
and conquer anger
with God's help. Understand?
658
00:44:53,693 --> 00:44:54,820
Yes, yes.
659
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,960
Yes, you're probably right, thanks!
660
00:45:09,653 --> 00:45:11,739
What are you, the cop's husky, whoa!
661
00:45:12,726 --> 00:45:14,800
Why are you so attached, dammit?
662
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,280
Bitch!
663
00:45:31,973 --> 00:45:33,880
Blowjob, b...d.
664
00:45:34,393 --> 00:45:36,873
Are you a moron? Where are you going anyway, huh?!
665
00:45:41,379 --> 00:45:42,720
Eh, you're actually alive, huh?
666
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:47,400
Intact, thank God.
667
00:45:49,587 --> 00:45:51,240
Are you kidding me or what?
668
00:46:04,620 --> 00:46:05,833
Where are you going?
669
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,506
Come on, let me help, okay? It's hard.
670
00:46:09,586 --> 00:46:10,891
No, Demyan, I decided everything.
671
00:46:10,971 --> 00:46:13,684
I cheated on you, I have to leave
and I don't deserve you.
672
00:46:13,764 --> 00:46:15,433
I cheated on you too.
673
00:46:15,513 --> 00:46:17,920
- When?
- Yes, literally today.
674
00:46:19,273 --> 00:46:20,526
With a dog.
675
00:46:22,846 --> 00:46:25,027
- I'm serious.
- So I'm serious too.
676
00:46:25,107 --> 00:46:26,944
Demyan, you are so good, and I...
677
00:46:27,024 --> 00:46:30,324
I did the deed
for which I will never forgive myself,
678
00:46:30,404 --> 00:46:31,637
I'm a bad person.
679
00:46:31,717 --> 00:46:34,560
So I decided to get married
on a bad person.
680
00:46:40,613 --> 00:46:42,177
After what I did?
681
00:46:42,257 --> 00:46:44,340
Who cares, listen, well...
682
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:45,803
You and I are like in a movie...
683
00:46:45,883 --> 00:46:49,053
Only heroes decided to get married
Satan appears
684
00:46:49,133 --> 00:46:50,800
starts to ruin everything.
685
00:46:52,073 --> 00:46:54,240
- I have never seen such a movie.
- Doesn't matter.
686
00:46:57,027 --> 00:47:00,286
The main thing is that all the worst
It's already behind us, you know?
687
00:47:15,953 --> 00:47:17,400
More than everything.
688
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:19,780
Gregory, are we late?
689
00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:22,279
That's what you wanted: let's ride bicycles!
690
00:49:22,359 --> 00:49:24,007
Why did I listen to you?!
691
00:49:24,087 --> 00:49:26,464
Hey, Grigory, I wanted to do it in a human way.
692
00:49:26,544 --> 00:49:28,319
This is my first time on earth, if anything.
693
00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,351
So you’ll call him and explain!
694
00:49:30,431 --> 00:49:33,939
Because preventing the apocalypse is
This is not our competence.
695
00:49:34,019 --> 00:49:35,500
Why did you volunteer then?
696
00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:38,760
Mikhail and Gabriel would fly,
as usual, and everything would be resolved...
697
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,630
Yes, because there were things to do for five minutes -
cover Galya,
698
00:49:42,710 --> 00:49:46,000
then spend three days on business trips.
699
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,367
I haven't been on earth for 70 years,
I thought we'd have some air.
700
00:49:49,447 --> 00:49:50,784
Now what?
701
00:49:50,864 --> 00:49:53,020
Gregory, what is this?
702
00:49:54,053 --> 00:49:55,120
Get your act together!
703
00:49:55,627 --> 00:49:57,967
Now we need to solve this somehow!
704
00:50:00,153 --> 00:50:01,400
Hello.
705
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,604
Midshipman, look, it means
706
00:50:04,684 --> 00:50:06,846
I had an incident here.
707
00:50:07,353 --> 00:50:10,940
Who cares, this is, according to Chertanov’s dialect,
so that the situation can be resolved?
708
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:13,707
"Road"!
709
00:50:14,467 --> 00:50:16,680
It's a shame, Igorek, it's a shame.
710
00:50:18,073 --> 00:50:20,000
You're so predictable.
711
00:50:21,850 --> 00:50:22,920
Yes, yes.
712
00:50:24,093 --> 00:50:27,420
Well, now Demyan will definitely not agree.
713
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,330
He will mourn and whine.
714
00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:31,310
It turns out, not this time, right, Messire?
715
00:50:31,390 --> 00:50:33,216
Are we leaving until the next son?
716
00:50:33,296 --> 00:50:35,260
Azik, don't rush things.
717
00:50:35,340 --> 00:50:37,347
As long as he is alive, anything is possible.
718
00:50:38,093 --> 00:50:39,400
Will you force him?
719
00:50:39,939 --> 00:50:41,850
You keep forgetting
720
00:50:41,930 --> 00:50:43,837
that God endowed humans with free will,
721
00:50:43,917 --> 00:50:46,264
and I have to all the time
take this into account.
722
00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,040
He must want it himself!
723
00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:49,920
Who, me?
724
00:50:51,427 --> 00:50:53,800
You will help us.
725
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,852
No Western European country
does not comply with its agreements.
726
00:51:48,932 --> 00:51:51,140
- It's in their DNA.
- I fully support.
727
00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:52,627
America has ten years left.
728
00:51:52,707 --> 00:51:55,100
Hello son. Why so sad?
729
00:51:59,287 --> 00:52:00,953
Did you ask what I want?
730
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,513
I want Galya to be alive!
731
00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:07,884
And what about your God? Didn't get through?
732
00:52:07,964 --> 00:52:09,940
Have you tried using a cross?
733
00:52:10,456 --> 00:52:13,266
You said you would make your wish come true!
Do you want to compensate?
734
00:52:13,346 --> 00:52:14,746
That's why I'm asking!
735
00:52:14,826 --> 00:52:17,993
Well, you said
that you don't need anything from me?
736
00:52:18,073 --> 00:52:21,260
Your dad is bad, Satan is your dad.
737
00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:23,811
God and Galya are with you...
738
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,133
was.
739
00:52:26,033 --> 00:52:29,386
It's worth leaving you for a minute,
and please, the result.
740
00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:32,237
God doesn't care about you, I told you...
741
00:52:32,317 --> 00:52:35,200
Can you resurrect her or not?
742
00:52:41,365 --> 00:52:42,513
No.
743
00:52:43,706 --> 00:52:45,464
Move away, I don't see anything.
744
00:52:45,544 --> 00:52:47,006
It's very interesting there.
745
00:52:47,546 --> 00:52:49,600
In my opinion, we have the most stable country.
746
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,853
Oh...
747
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,547
I can't. But you can!
748
00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:00,387
Continue.
749
00:53:04,066 --> 00:53:05,566
You are the Antichrist.
750
00:53:08,033 --> 00:53:12,160
You will open the gates of hell
and the dead will rise...
751
00:53:13,133 --> 00:53:15,013
And Galya will live?
752
00:53:15,093 --> 00:53:16,477
Everyone will.
753
00:53:16,557 --> 00:53:19,120
Crisis and apocalypse are a time of opportunity.
754
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,920
I agree!